WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO!!???

He says that he's 42, everyone really thinks that he's 52, but he got up and down the court like he was 32. The man was brilliant, spoke something like 10 languages, and was more generous than you and I could ever hope to be. Most NBA players buy a mansion, a Bentley, a Ferrari, a bunch of chains...Dikembe built a hospital. Arguably the best shot blocker of our time, and definitely the best taunter. 4-time NBA Defensive Player of the Year. 8-time NBA All-Star. Known for having the deadliest elbows this side of Mitsuharu Misawa. Dikembe even had the most incredible, straightforward pick up line that that would never work coming out of the mouth of a mortal man. And to top it all off, he sounds exactly like the Cookie Monster.

Let's here it for Deke.



Possibly the greatest man in the history of men. The NBA won't be the same without him.